Dating an Elf

Would you consider dating and marrying humanoids that are not human if there were such a possibility?

The nimble grace of a thousand years, 
Surpassing beauty and pointy ears, 
I bet they have some kinky skill,
To complement their looks that kill,

Dexterous hands aren’t just for show, 
Practice secrets few humans know, 
Inhuman grace and ample charm, 
More than enough to keep me warm, 

Four more hours in each night, 
To enjoy the candlelight,
I know they’ll make it worth my whiles, 
Elves got ass that goes for miles, 

While some debate humanity,
And if an elf can ever be,
The only answer I can see, 
-“Yes,-
I would hit that booty.”

 

 

Original post by me on Giant In The Playground

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